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Two old ladies were lyin in bed.<br/>
One turned over to the other and said.<br/>
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!<br/>
Live that life of blood and danger.<br/>
Airborne Ranger.<br/>
Blood and danger.<br/>
<br/>
I wanna be a paramedic.<br/>
Pump that funky anesthetic.<br/>
Paramedic.<br/>
anesthetic.<br/>
<br/>
I wanna be a mountain climber.<br/>
Climb those mountains higher and higher.<br/>
Mountain climber.<br/>
Higher and higher.<br/>
<br/>
I wanna be a scuba diver.<br/>
Jump right in that muddy water.<br/>
Scuba diver.<br/>
Muddy water.<br/>
<br/>
Saw an old lady walkin down the street.<br/>
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.<br/>
I said hey old lady where you goin' to?<br/>
She said US Army Ranger school.<br/>
I said hey old lady now ain't ya been told,<br/>
Ranger school's for the brave and the bold.<br/>
She said hey young man, I'll do just fine.<br/>
I maxed my test and I'm ninety-nine!<br/>

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