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Revision as of 00:12, 23 December 2009
Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
Live that life of blood and danger.
Airborne Ranger.
Blood and danger.
I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
anesthetic.
I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.
I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water.
Saw an old lady walkin down the street.
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.
I said hey old lady where you goin\' to?
She said US Army Ranger school.
I said hey old lady now ain\'t ya been told,
Ranger school\'s for the brave and the bold.
She said hey young man, I\'ll do just fine.
I maxed my test and I\'m ninety-nine!
