Captain Jack

Captain Jack

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that rifle in my hand,
I’m gonna be a killin’ man.
Killing, killing all I can.

Hey, hey Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that knife in my hand,
I’m gonna be a cuttin’ man.
cutting, cutting all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With those car keys in my hand,
I’m gonna be a drivin’ man.
Driving, driving all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that whiskey in my hand,
I’m gonna be a drinkin’ man.
Drinking, Drinking all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that bible in my hand,
I’m gonna be a preachin’ man.
Preaching, Preaching all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With my woman in my arms,
I’m gonna give her all my charm.
Charm her, charm her all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

Alternate version

Hey hey Captain Carr
Meet me down by the nearest bar
With a boom box in my hand
I'm gonna be a dancing man
A dancing man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Captain Paul
On the way back to my dorm hall
With a belly full of chow
I'm gonna be an killing man
An killing man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Sergeant Tool
Meet me down in the motor pool
With a wrench in my hand
I'm gonna be a maintenance man
A maintenance man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Major Hopper
We wanna fly an Air Force Chopper
With a rifle on my knee
I'm gonna be in infantry
In infantry
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Captain Baine
I wanna fly a fighter plane
Push that throttle to the floor
I'm gonna fight my country's war
My country' s war
For Uncle Sam