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Saw an old lady walkin down the street.<br/>
 
Saw an old lady walkin down the street.<br/>
 
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.<br/>
 
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.<br/>
I said hey old lady where you goin\' to?<br/>
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I said hey old lady where you goin' to?<br/>
 
She said US Army Ranger school.<br/>
 
She said US Army Ranger school.<br/>
I said hey old lady now ain\'t ya been told,<br/>
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I said hey old lady now ain't ya been told,<br/>
Ranger school\'s for the brave and the bold.<br/>
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Ranger school's for the brave and the bold.<br/>
She said hey young man, I\'ll do just fine.<br/>
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She said hey young man, I'll do just fine.<br/>
I maxed my test and I\'m ninety-nine!<br/>
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I maxed my test and I'm ninety-nine!<br/>
  
 
[[Category:Military cadence]]
 
[[Category:Military cadence]]

Revision as of 01:12, 23 December 2009

Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
Live that life of blood and danger.
Airborne Ranger.
Blood and danger.

I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
anesthetic.

I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.

I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water.

Saw an old lady walkin down the street.
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.
I said hey old lady where you goin' to?
She said US Army Ranger school.
I said hey old lady now ain't ya been told,
Ranger school's for the brave and the bold.
She said hey young man, I'll do just fine.
I maxed my test and I'm ninety-nine!