D.A. Man (cadence)

Remember my name if you can
I'm the one they call D.A. man

D.A. man I' m number one
I fix the files but I sure can't run

If you're in need come to me
I even fix coffee but it ain't free

D.A. man D.A. man hear my song
I've been chairborne much too long

Used to train and knew how to fight
Then top found out I read and write

Since that time I'm sitting all day
Writin' and typin' to earn my pay

If my girlfriend asks about my death
Tell her I was bored with my last breath