Granny (cadence)
From Self-sufficiency
When my Granny was 91
She did PT just for fun.
When my Granny was 92
She did PT better than you.
Then when Granny was 93
She did PT just like me.
When my Granny was 94
She did PT more and more.
Then when Granny turned 95
She did PT just to stay alive.
When my Granny was 96
She did PT just for kicks.
When my Granny turned 97
She did PT on her way to heaven.
She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said St. Peter, St. Peter I hope I’m not late.
St. Peter said with abig ol’ grin
Get down Granny and knock out ten!