Iraqi Blues

Send the troops before it's too late,
Saddam has invaded Kuwait
Grab your rifle and get a tan
You can scratch a rotation plan

President Bush was talkin' tough
We didn’t know it would get that rough
Thought Saddam was a man of reason
Now we've got em' for rape and treason

America's become divided as such
They don’t like that war crap much
Cussin' and a-picketing thats the scoop
Throw rocks at me, but you support our troops?

People are starting to understand
Saddam Hussein's one crazy man
Gasses his people and tortures them too
SADDAM THIS CLUSTER BOMBS FOR YOU!

Burning oil and acid rain,
Scud missiles desert terrain
Shipped my ass straight overseas,
Who cut down the goddamn trees?

1-2-3 and 4
Sometimes to get peace ya' gotta make some war.
If we don’t nuke em' till they glow
We'll die for more than Texaco.

Stormin' Norman made a plan
Now we're gonna kill who's in command
When we're through kickin' his ass
We'll pay 25 cents for a gallon of gas

This is my story and it is true
I call this song "The Iraqi Blues"
Saddam act stupid and I wont refuse
To put your ass on the 10 O’clock news!