Mr. PT
From Self-sufficiency
Mister PT is playing my song,
Running fast and marching all day long.
Mister PT is playing my note,
Cut it short and you’ll get my vote.
Mister PT is singing my tune,
I want a hot shower, gonna hit it soon.
Mister PT is attempting to shine,
Marching all the way up the Rhine.
Mister PT is learning to rap,
Gonna dance Karlsruhe on the map.
Mister PT is trying to roll,
He’s even trying to run to Seoul.
Mister PT is making me see double,
We better quit before he’s in trouble.