My Girl (cadence)

My girl is a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And I'd do most anything
To keep her alive

She's got her own TV
It's called an EKG.
But I' d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes and lots of flies
But I'd do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't got no nose
Just a piece of rubber hose
But I' d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain' t got no hands
Just a pair of teflon pans
But I f d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain' t got no legs
Just some string and wooden pegs
But I t d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't got no skin
Just a bag to keep her in
But I ' d do most anything
To keep her alive