Your Livin

When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply
with a whole lotta anger.
Earned my livin as an Airborne Ranger
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

When I get to Hell,
The devil's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply as I clenched my knife
get outta my way before I take your life.
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

Alternate version

When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply with a whole lotta anger.
Earned my livin as an Airborne Ranger
Livin the life of guns and danger

Airborne ranger
Guns and Danger

When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin boy?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply with a little bit of anger.
Made my livin as a Combat Controller
Givin it all my blood, gut, and more

Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat “when...anger”
Made my livin as an Air Force jockey
Flyin my falcon through the Rockies

Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat “when...anger”
Made my livin in the Army artillery
Takin out commies with my M60

Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat “when...anger”
Made my livin as a Paramedic
Shootin that funky anesthetic

Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat “when...anger”
Made my livin as mountain climber
Climbin that mountain higher and higher

Mountain climber
Higher & higher
Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat “when...anger”
Made my livin as a SCUBA diver
Swimmin down in that murky water

SCUBA Diver
Murky water
Mountain climber
Higher & higher
Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger